do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Someone signed my nipple.
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