i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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