real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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