i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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