I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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