I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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