i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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