i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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