You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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