I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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