I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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