if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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