Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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