We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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