The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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