plz talk dirty to me
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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