Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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