bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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