The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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