you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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