He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i believe in u and ur pee
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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