You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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