Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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