Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
All the doctor said was why
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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