Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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