Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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