He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
