Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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