But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
