so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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