We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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