It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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