I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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