Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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