I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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