I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
