Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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