I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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