Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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