But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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