i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
