i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
