You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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