Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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