The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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