Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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