So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just high enough for therapy.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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