Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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