So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I miss vodka workout Fridays
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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