just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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