I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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