that's an acceptable place to lick
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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